...that the eighth ring of hell be reserved for those that chewith and then placeth their gum on seats and under tables, on buses and trains and in libraries and many other such places heretofore mentioned. For much time is spent to removeth said filth from one's clothing and other property and this is thus a distraction from the adoration of God and a tool of the Devil. Gum that is chewed and never swallowed is unnatural, for food that is nashed with one's teeth and is not eaten is unclean and is an afront to God's earthly design (Leviticus 11:48). Be here warned: to chewith the gum is to partake in sin and draw yourself from God. To placeth it once chewed in anything but a bin is to invite eternal damnation.
Now let us now pray.
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