Monday, November 28, 2005

the end of the world

I had another dream about the end of the world, well as REM said, as we know it. They tend to come in clumps, these dreams, when things aren't going so well... ...well, I guess I am beginning to sound a little maladjusted.

My Grandmother was a noble laureate, in physics if you must know and employed with some top level research agency for the government. She was the family's little feather in the cap, badge on the lapel, and although she was barely ever present (even at Christmas dinner) her name had opened doors for us all, given us all a sense of aloofness and self-satisfaction that we'd in no way earned ourselves. The war had been going on for years now and Grandmother was involved in finding solutions. She never talked about it but we all knew it was hush-hush, top-secret, some black project weapons development.

It wasn't until later that the government began pointing fingers, at Grandma namely. Her calculations were off, sloppy they said, it was her fault that nearly every major city on the planet had been irradiated.

It had started slow at first but the radiation grew and they projected it wouldn't be long before it reached lethal levels. But it gave us enough time to gather our families and leave our cities to be settled in the country. We left almost everything behind, my books, music, possessions that I thought had defined me. I was to become a farmer, grow crops and live a simple life, and as we poured out of the cities I began to think about all the vegetables I would grow, wheat and barley we'd turn into bread and drink, the animals I would tend.... we can never go back to the cities as they will glow in the night for centuries.

  • the last I dreamt
  • Saturday, November 26, 2005

    trademark indifference

    I learned last week (Tuesday I think) that my general malaise, my apathy to life was the subject of copyright; someone had gone and trademarked my indifference, my disengagement and total lack of direction in life. Now the matter of litigation and for legal reasons I can say little except: what the hell am I supposed to do now? If I say so much as “I give up” or “I just don’t care anymore” I owe some goddamn opportunity capitalist bastard royalties. And until the lawyers sort it all out, my counsel advises me to do something with my life.

    Tuesday, November 22, 2005

    stories from the line - part 2

    Hi. I just like to apologise to you, the guy on the Upfield line today, to you the man in the beard sitting next to the woman in the hijaab. You were pretty upset. I could see this. I sat almost opposite you. It seemed as though you might almost burst into tears, grasping your bag in one hand and with the other checking your mobile phone. I tried very hard to focus on my book (Solaris by Stanislav Lem if you're interested) but these thoughts kept entering my head. Firey death, shattered glass, severed tendons, seared flesh... darkness and then that retching smell of burning chemicals and skin. Again I would like to apologise.

    I mean what does a bomber feel before, well, before he kills himself and those around him? Does he cry? I suppose not. Although I think that if I was to be a victim of a suicide bomber I would like him (or her) to cry before we both die.

    Monday, November 14, 2005

    koan

    Am I a straight acting gay or a straight acting gay?

    Wednesday, November 02, 2005

    The Lord sayeth...

    ...that the eighth ring of hell be reserved for those that chewith and then placeth their gum on seats and under tables, on buses and trains and in libraries and many other such places heretofore mentioned. For much time is spent to removeth said filth from one's clothing and other property and this is thus a distraction from the adoration of God and a tool of the Devil. Gum that is chewed and never swallowed is unnatural, for food that is nashed with one's teeth and is not eaten is unclean and is an afront to God's earthly design (Leviticus 11:48). Be here warned: to chewith the gum is to partake in sin and draw yourself from God. To placeth it once chewed in anything but a bin is to invite eternal damnation.

    Now let us now pray.