It's always the way that you think of something really witty to say five or ten minutes after having the conversation. Some side that would have stung or back hand so fabulously devised and delivered that your cool quota is spent in one blow...
I was booking a ticket today for the opening screening of Renaissance at the Nova:
- We only have three split tickets left so you'd be sitting by yourself.
- That's fine.
- I can only get you a seat on the front row, either on the extreme right or the extreme left.
- If I realise they are the same thing do I get to sit in the centre?
(what I really said: well I better take the extreme left then... hehe)
But I suppose I come out sounding a dick either way.
1 comment:
You should have said "Well I'm a black gay homosexual communist so the extreme right would probably be a pretty dangerous place to be." That would have been pretty funny. Get it? As in the political right.
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